Saturday, September 16, 2006

POLICE SEIZE COUNTERFEIT MACK STRATE GEAR IN EARLY MORNING RAID


AP - MADISON, WI In an early morning raid on a local area home, Madison police uncovered a counterfeit clothing racket responsible for illegally distributing fake "Mack Strate" merchandise throughout South Central Wisconsin. Several suspects have been detained for questioning, including a possible ringleader. The main suspect, known to the public only as 'Jazzhands', is believed to be the leader of Northside gang. The Northsiders control most of Madison's tapdancing and showtune industry, but have recently made efforts to break into the city's most lucrative undeground operation - the rap t-shirt business. Since the East Side posse have long monopolized this sector of the undeground world, authorities fear such operations could mean the escalation of gang conflict in Madison. Police estimate the value of the counterfeit t-shirts to be as high as $145. Mack Strate is currently in London working on an album with Beyonce Knowles and could not be reached for comment, but East Side leader Steve 'Rock Star' Schaefer remarked "Hey, We're just keepin' it real."

2 comments:

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Steve Schaefer said...

LOL!!! sweet article