Thursday, November 30, 2006

You - out there...YOU are the REAL stars!

Even as I type this post, the grandparents are winging their way across the Pacific ocean, no doubt enjoying the luxurious extra five inches of leg-room available with their economy-plus upgrade. Their return to Alberta is bad for us, but good for you, because it's time to announce the winner's of our first photo-caption contest...

301NIB would like to thank the thousands and thousands of viewers who submitted very funny captions. It was indeed a challenge to select a winner and five runners-up from such a vast ocean of emails, but our staff was up to the challenge. As we sifted through the submissions we noticed a surprising trend, almost every single one referenced my glutius maximus in some way. This is a little unusual, since it's really not my best feature (have you all forgotten about my fabulous hair?) And by the way - I was reaching for my wallet!

Fifth Runner-up:

"Krikey! I guess each fabric purchase also comes with a complimentary deep tissue massage!"

S. Irwin
Melbourne Australia

Fourth Runner-up:

"Mack Strate realizes even though he has just bought a bottle of "purified" water he will be spending the afternoon grunting at the Archives bathroom... KABLAAMO!"

Rock Star
Madison, Wisconsin

Third Runner-up:

"Shane is diappointed to learn that bottled mineral water will not cure the boils on his..."

Dr. Ian Wendt
Pullman, Washington

Second Runner-up:


"Shane's reaction to a friendly little pinch he encountered while at the market. (He seems to have forgotten his role as Ambassador from the West."

Kell-Kell
Madison, Wisconsin



First Runner-up*:



"So am I the only one who wants to squeeze this Alberta Prime Beef?"

Bill Heaven
Calgary, Alberta

*This was my personal choice for the grand prize winner (but I was over-ruled by the committee.) It reminds me of my old 'Where's the beef?' bumper sticker. Heh heh...where's the beef...

And...our Grand Prize winner:
"Hmmm, maybe if I don't make eye-contact, look slightly annoyed, AND scratch my butt, I can pick up 3 of these for the price of 1. If only shopping at Woodman's back in Madison took so much talent, they never truly appreciated my skills there. Ahhhh, Thailand, how I love thee, let me count the ways!"

Sandy Marquez
Madison, Wisconsin

It was hard to argue with a selection that managed to fit Shakespeare, Woodman's, Thailand, and my derriere, all in the same blurb? It was more a beautiful sonnet than a photo caption. This one had it all...

Congratulations to all the winners.

*301NIB prizes will only be awarded if and when they are over produced. Please allow 8 months for delivery.




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

my vote was the alberta prime beef. bill came through as usual.

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