HELP! I need somebody...

The stress of not having a dishwasher, cooking in a Thai kitchen, and sweeping the floor seventeen times a day to prevent ant infestation have really take their toll on Kaddi. So, we decided to hire on some help. Our foremost concerns were someone to help with cleaning and food preparation and also someone to help with pest control. We interviewed with several candidates and eventually decided to hire these two individuals.




OUR NEW LIZARD WRANGLER

Jake will be responsible for keeping the apartment free of ants, cockroaches, lizards, snakes, or whatever else crawls in. He impressed us during the interview by managing to hog-tie this gecko in under eight seconds.


















OUR NEW MAID

Meg was hired primarily because she the only one short enough to do the dishes without throwing her back out. (Also, she's just so darn cute.)










In Other News...

WHERE WILL SHANE HIT HIS HEAD NEXT?? I hit my head for the third time last week while on the river taxi. Like the buses, the boats have long silver rails mounted to the ceiling that run the length of the boat. If there's no seat available you can stand up and hold on to the rails. As I was moving forward to sit down I crashed my head into the end of the pole and just about fell into my seat.