Friday, October 13, 2006

Helping you renounce materialism one commercial transaction at a time...

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NEW! FROM MATTEL -

2006 Special Edition Monk Action Figures!

(Now with 27% more karma)

Don't just read about the Four Noble Truths in some dusty Sanskrit text. Now you can LIVE them with new MONK ACTION FIGURES, including...



The Mahayana Maniac!

No one is quicker to reach Cosmic nothingness! Watch him renounce all earthly desires and posessions, and suffer, Suffer, SUFFER!

Truly, the Mahayana Maniac is a Messenger....
of doom!

(2006 model includes real meditating action!)





OR - START YOUR COLLECTION OFF WITH THE MANIAC'S ARCH-NEMESIS:


The Theravada Titan!

Don't be fooled! This 'small vehicle' packs enough punch to run you right off the eight-fold path!

(Updated figure includes special
GLOWER POWER
!)










BE THE FIRST IN YOUR VILLAGE TO COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!

(Each figure available in both Cross-legged or Lotus-style seated positions.)








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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't predict a whole lot of action comin' out of that first monk...Rach

Kelly said...

If only there was a monk whose belly you could rub for good luck. Jared, come here honey!

Anonymous said...

rude